Introduction to BONER the Barbarian: A LitRPG Satire

BONER the Barbarian ONLINE XIII: Level Doofus

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A LitRPG satire.

READY, PLAYER ONE?

The best RPG game of the millennium is here! BONER THE BARBARIAN ONLINE XIII! Now with tens of thousands of quantum servers, a simplified interface, and nanite hardware. A vastly enhanced living, realistic digital world! FULL IMMERSION!

Wait! There’s more! Version XIII offers you the best of the combined MIBAN and Chap-U gaming worlds! Play traditional or your own brand of RPG! Enter lands where cultivation and qi styles of play are available! Learn the language, enjoy the different cultures, and then – hack, slash, burn, hex, blast, or freeze your enemies to your heart’s content! Hear the lamentations of their women before they bring out their biiigggg knives! Crush their puny kingdoms under your sandaled feet! If you can find them or understand the language!

Meet deities, demons, champions, and people who want to kill you! There are no NPC’s in this game! Each character you meet is unique and will act as a thinking and living being! A REAL, BREATHING DIGITAL WORLD!

Please read the manual before playing and press the small button at the back of the headgear if you intend to enter other game worlds. Warranty on playing does not cover nor include full protection from viruses, controlware, thought trojans, rogue nanites, ransomware, funware hackers, military and corporate malware operators, as well as any and all damage arising from the player’s own act or omission. The same damage clause applies to third party damage.

The above limitations do not apply if you’re God, the president of any of the companies involved, or own more than 5% of the stock of such conglomerates.

“ONE GEAR, ONE PLAYER”

IN FEELSURROUND(TM).

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